mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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tastefullyoffensive:

[slugbooks/sarahcandersen]
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editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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horrorraakadva:

Photo by Nicholas Bagaev, 1969
THEME.